By Criss
Published on April 1, 2024, 5:00 PM PDT
Los Angeles, CA — 50 Cent is having a field day with the ongoing drama surrounding music mogul Diddy. In a recent Instagram post, the rap icon shared a snippet from comedian Andrew Schulz’s standup routine, and it’s safe to say that Fif found it uproarious.
Schulz, known for his unfiltered humor, didn’t hold back as he addressed the accusations swirling around Diddy. The clip features Schulz poking fun at the Bad Boy Records founder, and 50 Cent couldn’t resist co-signing the hilarity.
“LA, I got tired of the media trying to smear this great city,” Schulz quipped during his act. "They’re saying you’re a bunch of f*ing criminals, drug addicts, and pedophiles. That is not the whole city — that is a very small specific section of the city that is called Diddy’s house."
But it didn’t stop there. Schulz continued, “This is the only reason I think he might be guilty. Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed … except Diddy. And I thought about it … it’s like bro, robbing Diddy is terrifying because what if he’s there? You break down the door, he’s butt naked on the couch, Meek Mill is sitting on his lap — just petting him like a Maltese cat.”
The audience erupted in laughter as Schulz painted a vivid picture of the scenario. “Meek Mill crying, ‘Oh no wait a minute! I thought you were finished;’ Diddy’s like, ‘Can’t stop, won’t stop,'” Schulz added. “You try to run out — the door is locked. You turn around and all of a sudden you hear, [rapping] ‘You ain’t going nowhere. You ain’t going nowhere. I can’t be stopped now. It’s your a**hole tonight.’”
The references to songs by the artists involved — including “Dreams and Nightmares” by Meek Mill, “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop” by The LOX featuring Diddy, and “Bad Boy For Life” by Black Rob, Mark Curry, and Diddy — added an extra layer of wit to Schulz’s routine.
In response, 50 Cent playfully wrote in his caption: “You said I chose violence, HE CHOSE VIOLENCE LOL @andrewschulz bro WTF.”
While 50 Cent revels in the comedy, not everyone shares his amusement. Radio personality Ed Lover expressed his disapproval, stating that 50 Cent has crossed a line. “Funny is funny,” Lover said on his C’Mon Son podcast. "But he’s kicking the s**t out of this n*** while he’s down."* Lover also touched on other aspects of Diddy’s situation, echoing sentiments from other industry figures.
As the drama unfolds, one thing is certain: 50 Cent’s wit remains as sharp as ever, even when it comes to Diddy’s woes. Stay tuned for more punchlines and playful jabs from the rap heavyweight.
By Marisa Mendez
